your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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