do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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