I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
ok first of all what the fuck
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
