Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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