I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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