My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Acid is not a monday night drug
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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