And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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