i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
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