I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
i out mim tonsoeep
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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