this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
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I need you to use more vowels.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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