What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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