His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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