At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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