should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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