k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
