i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
my being single is dangerous.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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