Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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