You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Randomize
