I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Randomize
