you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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