Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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