I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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