Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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