At least make sure they are 18
Why
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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