You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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