VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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