Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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