Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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