your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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