It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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