i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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