STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
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