omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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