Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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