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I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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