i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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