you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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