they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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