: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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