Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize