yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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