oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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