i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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