I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
A+ Viking dick
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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