What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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