we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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