I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
