so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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