Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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