I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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