How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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