school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize