We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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